its the sound of the underground. . .
1999-01-01 at 1:22 a.m.
hey there to all my gaulie lovers wots da haps in da crazzy world of simion gaulieon? i havnt seen that buff ting in too long. we so need 2 arrange a well deserved rinse, spesh after wot has recently happened at gizzle to the hizzle. lets give a quick summary of an event wiv was, and i quote, 'battier than christopher barry, chris beans, confromation chris, im not chris im paul and si doin their own rendition of 'i wanna take u to a gay bar'(wot an interestin, slightly desturbing yet wierdly amazing thought). . .
so like there woz like minor beef at the beginning but like by tuesday it woz like 'beef burgers all round'. rucks turned into ruckus, friend turned into foe, bob turned into a biatch and me n miss G were bein yelled at hardcore. lady raidy (boom-bi-aai) bigged it up 4 us n sars n sel shouted like hel. man it woz not nice. it got 2 much 4 me n my biatch, the tears the fell but we ran 2 joe's. i havnt seen bob sinse. ive seen mantlepiece, geek vill here she cums. i aint a hater but dude im hatin them rite now. and as for moody-i-like-to-stir-like-a-spoon well she wants to carry on the beef but im like allow them n allow da pink lol.
well thats over n dun wiv now, so lets move on! G man, we like so need a lay. crimbo's a-cummin, im finkin rubber jonnies wil be cool. its all bout u n si, me n sum random dude lol ill hav 2 find me sumone who is as equipped as gaulie. but will i? is there anyone out there who is as perfect as him? i dont no. but i no this. im craving. heehee. 'sex club' here we cum! u know that blad.
safe for now, keep tickling the tackle, stay sweet and eat ur mamma's veg.
all my lov n sexual good fortune *Random Princess* x x x x