princess's response to queen's response to frap
1999-01-01 at 2:40 a.m.
"The definition of ginger hair, is that of an orangey pigment, and I lack that."
This has to be the jokest part of your reply to mr.random bastard a.k.a Dean Kelly. pigment=hevi. yes i think your reply will hit home, make the, and i stress, simple fool realise what a poonan he was being when he randomly emailed you with no particular motive, other than to make you feel shitty, which i'm thinking is how he feels at this precise moment in time as his girlfriend is a buttus, 12-yr-old look-a-like, whom, although gives head, has small munchskin teeth, which probably nip at his foreskin during the process of sucking his embarassingly small bell-end. And in conclusion, when we lay our, some what ravishing, eyes on dean, we will indicate that we have major beef with him and his childish ideas and basically i will approach him and make him get down on his knees and hoover your rug...i mean apologise... and if he doesn't, i will say he is buttus and i never really fancied him, simply agreed to go out with him because i felt sorry for him. What do u think? That will shrink his swollen head and lower his self-esteem, which, i feel, is the main objective in "operation munchskin fucker/seany a.k.a Dean "i am bare gay and want to go to a gay bar" Kelly.
All my love and congrats on a marvallous reply to dean's email,
Random Princess x x x
P.S when u left finnys last time we went out, the band played "Gay Bar" and i could have died with laughter x x x