Shits and Giggles
2004-11-16 at 8:16 p.m.
Dudez! Hey there ma kinky mutha f*ckaz! It’s been long, too long! Where all ma homiez at? Its return of the P to the R to the I to the N to the C to the E S S !! On a more serious note... HELLO! It has been over a year since the cOoOoLeSt diary woz unleashed to those dutty galz who pine in absolute admiration over the one, the only, the Gaulezmiester, who is God, personified...
To all our fans, haterz and all dem Os...its been a long, pensive and productive journey, which we have bravely embarked upon. When the gaulieloverz boat set sail all them months, ago we never knew that our diary would generate so much response and support from fellow simion gaulion fanions. We thank you for your constant love and joke, peace be with you all.
On a more interesting note, MY PARTY ROCKED!!! We all got our drink on, danced our socks off, pumped our butt muscles till they were dead and looked buff enough to turn a fudge packer straight. All had an enjoyable evening, once mushafa and his random geeks got turfed and the rude bois in the fur coats and fingerless gloves performed ghetto stylie grooves on the dance floor. Yes we did rinse. I wish I could tell you that a gaulie shaped goodie exploded out of the birthday cake with party-popper streamers dangling from his ding dong, but unfortunately, to the disappointment of many adoring females and especially the b'day gal, the sex object was attending another engagement. Lets not dwell on it; it may be too much to bear.
No news on the relationship front, I think we are all in need of a sex injection, especially those cherryless, who (I say from personal experience) are as randy as a bitch on heat.
Ditto on the Gaulie front, (which, by the way, is very impressive ;->) although Queen has seemingly arranged a 'get-together' in the hope that the mixture of the breezy air, grass and a spirit of some nature will result in a steamy night of saucy antics.
Well that’s all folks, for now anyways. Keep eating veg and always practice safe sex. No glove no love. Drive home safely.
With love and sexual frustrations, Random Princess x x x
P.S Happy Birthday Jussy for the 11th November
P.S.2 Happy Birthday Me for 24th October
P.S.3 Happy Birthday anyone whose birthday is in October/November.